whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004 

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nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

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do you ever shave your legs but later you realise you missed a spot and its like


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i don’t want to be a part of a college system where plagiarism is a worse crime than rape

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